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Name: Kid McCoy
Age: Old enough to remember when LSD was legal.
Looking for:
A clean, disease free and not over 26 years old crack whore who knows when to keep her mouth shut and knows when to open it wide.
I am married but we won’t talk about that.
Instead, I like long strolls along the beach to meet my man, who sells massive 8-balls for only 100 bucks, and then we will adjourn to our little nest where upon we will quickly get naked and I will mount your well tanned ass like a dog.
You will turn your head around and sweetly ask me… “Can I light that for you ?”
Serous inquiries only.
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Reporter: Tony, what do you think your chances are against Joe Louis?
Galento: Joe who?
Reporter: Joe Louis.
Galento: I never hoid of da bum.
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