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Old 03-04-2006, 09:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wow. My dad caught me spanking it.
OK i went into the basement and starting masterbating. I was naked because i smell bad

when i masterbate with my clothes on PLUS its easier to stroke the weiner. Anyways......

All of a sudden my queer father comes down stairs and ruines the moment.

He comes right next to me and puts his arm around and asks me where the remote is

WTF!!!! I told him i dont know where it is. So then he left like nothing happened.

Anyways i am embarassed now and i know that moron will tell my mom about this encounter.
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Old 03-04-2006, 09:34 PM   #2 (permalink)

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I think you just lived out my worst fear....
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Old 03-04-2006, 09:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2006, 09:52 PM   #4 (permalink)

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that's quite amusing

Conrad what' dya have to say about this?
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:07 PM   #5 (permalink)

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OK i went into the basement and starting masterbating. I was naked because i smell bad

when i masterbate with my clothes on PLUS its easier to stroke the weiner. Anyways......

All of a sudden my queer father comes down stairs and ruines the moment.

He comes right next to me and puts his arm around and asks me where the remote is

WTF!!!! I told him i dont know where it is. So then he left like nothing happened.

Anyways i am embarassed now and i know that moron will tell my mom about this encounter.
Fuck your mom and kill you lover dad.
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:28 PM   #6 (permalink)

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atleast your mom didnt catch you
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:30 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Scribble little button looking things on your dick and your dad will play with it for hours..
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:31 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Scribble little button looking things on your dick and your dad will play with it for hours..
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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OK i went into the basement and starting masterbating. I was naked because i smell bad

when i masterbate with my clothes on PLUS its easier to stroke the weiner. Anyways......

All of a sudden my queer father comes down stairs and ruines the moment.

He comes right next to me and puts his arm around and asks me where the remote is

WTF!!!! I told him i dont know where it is. So then he left like nothing happened.

Anyways i am embarassed now and i know that moron will tell my mom about this encounter.
Nice gimmick on conrad's thread, but I suspect you're just bitter because behemoth saw you masturbating to gay/tranny pron.
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i was wondering how long this thread would take to appear.
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