[NothingChanges]

in 6th grade a girl paid to watch me jerk off!

[FarBeyondDriven]

yep

[Tinúviel]

Originally Posted by NothingChanges

in 6th grade a girl paid to watch me jerk off!

You're a dirty whore.

[Darklock]

Originally Posted by monodc

Hey Darklock.

Room for one more where ever it is you live? I'm fat and jolly and I like to cook.

Edit: Please observe I "like to cook." I do not "like the cock."



..or do I?

Sure man, we outnumber these skinny pricks in the real world anyways. ;)

[monodc]

Originally Posted by Darklock

Sure man, we outnumber these skinny pricks in the real world anyways. ;)

Everyone knows HW is the premiere division too.

[Ron_Mexico]

Originally Posted by Darklock

Sure man, we outnumber these skinny pricks in the real world anyways. ;)

Us skinny folk are well versed in the art of harpooning, as well as enticing fat people into poorly lit basements using ice cream cones only to kill them and turn their rendered fat into scented candles

[monodc]

Originally Posted by Ron_Mexico

Us skinny folk are well versed in the art of harpooning, as well as enticing fat people into poorly lit basements using ice cream cones only to kill them and turn their rendered fat into scented candles

Haha, yeah that happens to me all the time. But they always let me go when I start to cry like a bitch and lose control of my bladder.
And then we all laugh. Good clean fun for all.

[BackBrainKick2]

Originally Posted by Ron_Mexico

Us skinny folk are well versed in the art of harpooning, as well as enticing fat people into poorly lit basements using ice cream cones only to kill them and turn their rendered fat into scented candles

we've seen your pics....nothing skinny on you


and you smell like pee

[Darklock]

Originally Posted by monodc

Everyone knows HW is the premiere division too.

Exactly man.



Oh Ron, see, you guys don't know about the true fatties of the world. The one's you are harpooning are the "accidental balloons". There are a bunch of us in the world that have been fatties since elementary school... we know all your tricks and are like refined killer whales now. You'll be like, "ha ha fatty man..." and BAM... two weeks later you wake up naked in a basement tied up with used Dorito bags and you're covered in caramel and chocolate and there are 5-6 big fat naked man licking their lips at you.

Hello run-on sentence.

[thedecider]

I wish there were more whores. Where are they all? All the whores i see are stingey with their pussy or only want to give it up to their dream guy. Fuckin whores!