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Old 09-08-2006, 06:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The woman next door is after my man fat.
Should I pump her full of it and risk shitting in my own nest? She's rather sexual for a 60 year old.

Hit it or not? You guys choose.

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she looks like a cigar smoker. wrap a macanudo label around your shaft and have her take a puff or two. ask her to take out her dentures first.
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Old 09-08-2006, 07:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It would appear to be a resounding 'yes' from the OT, surprisingly.

A little young for my liking, but horses for courses and all that ...
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As someone said in another thread never miss an oppertunity to get sex. With her just close your eyes and imagine she is someone else. Imagine the stories you will be able to tell, and she cannot get pregnant. Avoid her teeth though.
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Hit that hard, give her a heart attack
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