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Old 01-11-2007, 01:29 AM   #1 (permalink)

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When did you realize....

that you aint even a maggot's shit.

or have you not realized this yet?

A true man imo knows this, yet is not phased by this whatsoever and can still
function to be a man's man.

when I 1st realized I aint shit, was when I was fucking this beautiful girl
like a porn stud and after switching multiple positions and pulling off moves
that aint even in the Kama Sutra...

right at this very moment of admiring myself, she was on top riding me and
clamped down...

yesss, she made me tap out.
I literally feared and knew that her V could chomp my cock in half...
with the years of MMA training, this was by far the
worst submission I have been put in.

she didn't even know!
she probably could have been bred to be a female assassin.

anyway I'm just glad to have experienced that and lived to tell about it.
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Old 01-11-2007, 01:30 AM   #2 (permalink)

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yep, old VM has been around...
peeped through the gates of hell and lived to tell about it son.
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right now is when i realised that you aint even a maggots shit.
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Originally Posted by VampireMonk
that you aint even a maggot's shit.

or have you not realized this yet?

A true man imo knows this, yet is not phased by this whatsoever and can still
function to be a man's man.

when I 1st realized I aint shit, was when I was fucking this beautiful girl
like a porn stud and after switching multiple positions and pulling off moves
that aint even in the Kama Sutra...

right at this very moment of admiring myself, she was on top riding me and
clamped down...

yesss, she made me tap out.
I literally feared and knew that her V could chomp my cock in half...
with the years of MMA training, this was by far the
worst submission I have been put in.

she didn't even know!
she probably could have been bred to be a female assassin.

anyway I'm just glad to have experienced that and lived to tell about it.
you're my hero man, you have to be the coolest dude ever!
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Old 01-11-2007, 01:36 AM   #5 (permalink)

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right now is when i realised that you aint even a maggots shit.
sounds like you have no idea what manhood really is.
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Old 01-11-2007, 01:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Worthless thread with out any visuals ninja.
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Old 01-11-2007, 01:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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you're my hero man, you have to be the coolest dude ever!
VM is pretty rad. Good post!
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VM is pretty rad. Good post!
lmao..
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Old 01-11-2007, 01:48 AM   #9 (permalink)

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can you all even fathom that such a thing could exist?

the world is indeed big...
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