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Old 01-10-2008, 08:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What is your "fondest" early sexual memory?

Ya know like something that happened to you in the early discovery days of your sexuality. When it was all new and mysterious.

For me it was my first time sticking my finger into a girl's pussy. I'll never EVER forget that! Her name was Paige Feiffer. She was a hot bodied little Tomboy Redhead. Great Gymnast type body and a boyish face. She had a rep man. Everyone was finger bangin her, makin out with her, speed baggin her titties. One night I stole some of my Dad's booze cause I knew I was gonna see her at my friends house. I wanted to have a go at her. I gave her some whiskey, took her into the living room and started making out on the couch. She was an AWESOME French kisser. She really ran a clinic on my tongue and mouth. Anyway, I went for it! I reached down her pants and just rammed my finger up her gash. I was so fucking excited because instead of the usual resistance I was used to, she started grinding her hips up into my hand!! I am not kidding I busted a huge nut right in my under wear without any touching. I probably finger fucked her for at least an hour. Seriously my finger got all pruned up from so much time in the stank!

I refused to wash my finger for 3 DAYS! I kept takin nose hits off that stuff and whacking off to the smell and memory. When it started to fade, I would get it a little wet to bring back the smell. I bet I jacked off 15 times to that one finger bang.

BTW, Paige is a full blown Dyke now. I must have really sucked at the finger bangin!! HAHAHA!
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Pics or work !

At least post a pic of your imaginary tomboy fuck-buddy!

Fail!
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Pics or work !

At least post a pic of your imaginary tomboy fuck-buddy!

Fail!
Bro, that was like 15 years ago. I don't have any pics. Besides I don't know how to.
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The first time I went camping with Cool Hand Luke.
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The first time I went camping with Cool Hand Luke.
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The first time I went camping with Cool Hand Luke.
qft. Good times.
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My first jacking off was when I ripped some pages out of my buddies Dad's porn story. No pictures or anything. Just this graphic description of this woman getting fucked by some dude. I used to take the folded up pages into the shitter and read them and chunk off into the toilet. One time I forgot them in there and my Mom found them. I told her I found it on the street on the way home from school.
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My first jacking off was when I ripped some pages out of my buddies Dad's porn story. No pictures or anything. Just this graphic description of this woman getting fucked by some dude. I used to take the folded up pages into the shitter and read them and chunk off into the toilet. One time I forgot them in there and my Mom found them. I told her I found it on the street on the way home from school.
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Ya know like something that happened to you in the early discovery days of your sexuality. When it was all new and mysterious.

For me it was my first time sticking my finger into a girl's pussy. I'll never EVER forget that! Her name was Paige Feiffer. She was a hot bodied little Tomboy Redhead. Great Gymnast type body and a boyish face. She had a rep man. Everyone was finger bangin her, makin out with her, speed baggin her titties. One night I stole some of my Dad's booze cause I knew I was gonna see her at my friends house. I wanted to have a go at her. I gave her some whiskey, took her into the living room and started making out on the couch. She was an AWESOME French kisser. She really ran a clinic on my tongue and mouth. Anyway, I went for it! I reached down her pants and just rammed my finger up her gash. I was so fucking excited because instead of the usual resistance I was used to, she started grinding her hips up into my hand!! I am not kidding I busted a huge nut right in my under wear without any touching. I probably finger fucked her for at least an hour. Seriously my finger got all pruned up from so much time in the stank!

I refused to wash my finger for 3 DAYS! I kept takin nose hits off that stuff and whacking off to the smell and memory. When it started to fade, I would get it a little wet to bring back the smell. I bet I jacked off 15 times to that one finger bang.

BTW, Paige is a full blown Dyke now. I must have really sucked at the finger bangin!! HAHAHA!
Lol... that's some funny shit.
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i can't delete these. DAMN!
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