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Old 04-04-2007, 11:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What would you do today if you found out that you were going to die tomorrow at noon?

So if you found out this second that you were going to die tomorrow at noon what would you do?

First off I would go to this guy I hate at work and kick the living hell out of him. Then I would go to my boss and tell him thanks, but I quit (I'm cool with my boss). I would find this hot ckick who works with me, but it totally stuck up and slap her ass hard as hell on my way out. I would go to a bank and take out a huge loan. Rent a Lambourghini(sp?) and drive to Vegas fast as hell. I would gamble my ass off, rent an entire floor at Ceasar's Palace and have as many hot female prostitutes (sorry OT, but no tranny love) as I could get come up. And I would bang as many as I could raw dog (who cares about VD's when you're dieing in the morning). Anyway, it would be a wild orgy until I dropped dead at noon the next day with a huge smile on my face. What would you guys do?
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Honestly? Get laid a few times and then start taking out my enemies with extreme prejudice.
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Get a HUGE life insurance policy and hook my family up. Sleep with the women i wanted to but didnt because I am in a relationship. Go fishing and surfing. eat a lot of food to enjoy it one more time. prolly some more stuff, but cant think of it at the moment.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Other than that, I already pretty much live like that, so about the only I'd do different is that I would call into work, go build a giant bonfire with my friends, and wait.

When it is time, my friends would then toss me in the fire (or off an overpass. I'm not too particular) and that would be that.
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id go sky diving...rocky mountain climbin...maybe go 2.7 seconds on a bull named foo man choo... id love deeper speak sweeter and all that kinda stuff
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Spend all my money banging prostitutes without a condom and then go on a killing spree
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at least i wouldnt have to read another one of these threads .. search function ?
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