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Old 05-18-2007, 11:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What kind of pron would you get if...???

If...late at night after a date with a hot girl, that you had gone out with a couple times, she says she wanted to get a pron dvd and watch it with you at your house?

Choices:

a.) The most artsy fartsy one you could find. One that actually had words that weren't dirty and a storyline.

b.) Regular pron. Not too hardcore, but enough to let her know you have a dark side.

c.) Some really hardcore pron...hell, she's gonna find out sooner or later.

d.) Really hardcore fartpipe pron. Then she knows what she's getting into!

e.) The nastiest dirtiest pron you could find. Shock value baby!!!!

I'm gonna go with d.) If she gets all grossed out and leaves then she's a prude anyway so f*ck her!!! Thoughts?
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f) the kind of pron where there is penetration.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:17 AM   #3 (permalink)

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Old 05-18-2007, 11:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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A/B.. just to ease her in. You forget most girls never watch porn, us men can handle the occasional cock gag but to a woman its sick. She would think you were a rapist pervert. Better stick to the mild porn.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:19 AM   #5 (permalink)

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Something with donkeys and a midgets.

The bloodier the better.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:19 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Depends on the girl but more than Likely you'd have to go about it like TOMASU
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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take her to the pron shop and look around together. by the time you get home you won't make it through the fbi bullshit before she's slobbing the knob.
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I'd love to say E, but in reality I'd probably go with B.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:25 AM   #9 (permalink)

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Actually, I take it back.

I'd show her a snuff film, just so she knows that when I want anal, I get anal.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:27 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Show her the homemade collection from previously videotaped sessions.
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