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Old 06-13-2007, 08:50 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Long as we all admit that we never forget to wash our hands after we shit?

Then you're all good peeples!
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ever pee'd with a boner and it almost flew up at you cos u forgot u had a boner
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ever pee'd with a boner and it almost flew up at you cos u forgot u had a boner
No but I jizzed in my own eye once.
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No but I jizzed in my own eye once.

Hahahahaha...sadly i've hit myself in the face too.
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I see people in the bathroom all day eryday washing their hands AFTER taking a leak. And im wondering why you wouldnt wash your hands before. I shower in the morning, then put on a clean pair of boxers followed by clean pants or shorts. Its my hands that are exposed to all sorts of bacteria and filth all day. Why would I want to touch my pristine meat with grimy hands? Wash your hands before using the bathroom to avoid getting your junk dirty. Someones got to put that in their mouth, and you dont want to get anyone sick. As long as you clean yourself properly and wear clean clothes, your meat will be fine until your next bathing.
the human mouth has more germs in it than your tiny cock will have on it! fact! the human mouth is full of germs.
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Hahahahaha...sadly i've hit myself in the face too.
I wrote about it in my rubber thread. I was pumping away and pulled out to jizz on my wife's ass, I couldn't grab my jimmy in time and got chowder in my eye. I was mortified and proud of the distance I shot both at the same time.
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I wash it after only when there are people around as it seems to be what is socially acceptable around here.
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Many a time.
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:20 PM   #59 (permalink)

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Usually before and after.

Honestly, I wash my hands like 20 times a day.
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Sometimes before if my hands are too dirty but as a rule I do it always right after I finish my pee qft.
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