[ohthehorror]

Originally Posted by GetYaShinebox

What if you like to piss outside?

(I'm not homeless)

Then you should keep a few wet-naps in the pocket to wipe your hands with BEFORE pissing.

[GetYaShinebox]

Originally Posted by Orsyn

before and after.

Best av I have seen in the OT in a while lol.

[GetYaShinebox]

Originally Posted by ohthehorror

Then you should keep a few wet-naps in the pocket to wipe your hands with BEFORE pissing.

Ok, Howie Mandell.

[zipster]

here's a question related to this thread...how many of you have shook someone's hand and then been like, "geez i wonder if he washed his hands?"

[ohthehorror]

Originally Posted by GetYaShinebox

Ok, Howie Mandell.

I had no idea what you meant until I read his wikipedia entry. But im not that bad. I dont even wash the hands after, only before.

Always wipe after #2 though. The smell always seems to seep through the TP.

[ohthehorror]

Originally Posted by zipster

here's a question related to this thread...how many of you have shook someone's hand and then been like, "geez i wonder if he washed his hands?"

I dont shake hands, only give daps.

[zipster]

i also like to scratch the good ol' sack often then shake peoples hands. it's always priceless when you catch them smelling their hand later and they are like "why does my hand smell like balls?" it usually works better if you work up a good sweat down there first, though.

[GetYaShinebox]

Originally Posted by ohthehorror

I had no idea what you meant until I read his wikipedia entry. But im not that bad. I dont even wash the hands after, only before.

Always wipe after #2 though. The smell always seems to seep through the TP.

You gotta see that bastard on TV pounding everyone up lol. I mean, what do you think he does if he's meeting with a network exec or some top level suit? I mean he can't pound them up or some shit.

[Seattle MMA Fan]

I'm sure my dick is dirty enough I don't need to wash before hand. I've been touching my dick for almost 30 years, so I don't think it's going anywhere...

[Ring Shark98]

Originally Posted by KILLemALL

people wash their hands before peeing?

Yeah, that is kinda fucked up...