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Old 07-10-2006, 09:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A few of the guys at work offererd to take me to a strip club or something like that where I can have sex with a girl for 50 bucks. I turned them down. Everyone here knows I'm a virgin, so does everyone at work. I don't want to lose my virginity at a strip club or something like that. The first girl I have sex with, I want to be in love with her already before I have sex with her. I want a girlfriend, not a one night stand. So basically, I'm waiting for the right girl. I'm in no hurry to lose my virginity anymore. I can wait. Thank you to those people who have given me tons of advice in other threads. I appreciate all the advice.
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So what's the right girl?

How long is her beard?
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A few of the guys at work offererd to take me to a strip club or something like that where I can have sex with a girl for 50 bucks. I turned them down. Everyone here knows I'm a virgin, so does everyone at work. I don't want to lose my virginity at a strip club or something like that. The first girl I have sex with, I want to be in love with her already before I have sex with her. I want a girlfriend, not a one night stand. So basically, I'm waiting for the right girl. I'm in no hurry to lose my virginity anymore. I can wait. Thank you to those people who have given me tons of advice in other threads. I appreciate all the advice.
so am i(my reasoning is religius though)
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I am waiting for the right girl...who lets me put it in her butt....more than once...even after yelling..."it's me...Surprise!"
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A few of the guys at work offererd to take me to a strip club or something like that where I can have sex with a girl for 50 bucks. I turned them down. Everyone here knows I'm a virgin, so does everyone at work. I don't want to lose my virginity at a strip club or something like that. The first girl I have sex with, I want to be in love with her already before I have sex with her. I want a girlfriend, not a one night stand. So basically, I'm waiting for the right girl. I'm in no hurry to lose my virginity anymore. I can wait. Thank you to those people who have given me tons of advice in other threads. I appreciate all the advice.
If you choose to do this, you need to start shipping up and start not being depressed because you're not with someone. If you're going to wait for the right girl, the right girl isn't going to hang out with someone who gets bummed out cause they don't have a girlfriend.

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post your pic so we know why you're still a virgin.
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just make sure u don't end up a 40 yr old virgin!

yeh i needa some butt sex!!!
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waiting for the right girl for you is like waiting for your virginity to magically disapear
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post your pic so we know why you're still a virgin.
you know i usually stand up for you but if you make fun of someone's choice you are just a fucking retard who deserves to be shot(not in the head in the body multiple times so you are paralyzed below the waist)
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