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Uncle Huey...
So I was at this party friday night, the night before I railed my cousin. Well anyways my buddys uncle came over smelling like cheap whiskey. Well I never met this guy in my life so I knew nothing about the shit hes done. Well hes taking pulls of the good old Jack D bottle. Well he starts yappin about how he lives in the woods. Apparently hes a woodsman/panhandler. He gets 200-300 a day and buys crack, cigarettes and liquor.
Well this guy grew up in the 70's and took alot of pcp and stuff. Hes all fucked up, but cool guy to talk to, very knowledgeable about blues music. Well he starts telling us how the one time he was wandering across the country with his dog whipper looking for work and stopped to work at this farm. Well I guess there was a younger girl living there and they had a few drinks one night. Well he gave her a sherm(a cigarette dipped in pcp) and told her it was a regular cigarette. She smoked the fucker and got all loopy. Well good old uncle huey was fucking or whatever and noticed his dog laying in the corner. He told old whipper to come over and have a go and the bitch was so loopy she didnt really care what was goin on. So the fucking dog railed her while he was getting a bj. Well here comes the bad part. He DPed the bitch with the fucking dog. Most disgusting thing I've ever heard. And the sad part is he was dead serious and acted like it was funny. Fucking gross.
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