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04-09-2007, 08:20 AM
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Two things. One great, one...suspect
I have to start off with the good. WOW, what a show!! I wasn't going to order shootout, mostly due to superstition, but at the 11th hour I went ahead and got it. I'm happy to report that thanks to Yushin Okami and Matt Serra, LINE is $2500 richer. Not only am I happy I won my bets, but the PPV was phenomonal. Every fight was over the top entertaining for me! Diego losing! Huerta-Garcia!! Sweet sub by Kendall! Great night.
Now to the suspect issue. I was in the shower this morning lathering up with my Irish Spring body wash and I felt a bump on my left pectoral. I'm growing a 3rd nipple. I'm mortified and ready to take a potato peller to it. Anyone here have any experience with self mutilation?
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04-09-2007, 08:27 AM
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Congrats. I use Irish Spring body wash too "Icy Blast"... You do know self mutilation is a felony in most states? I'd try a cheese grater.
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04-09-2007, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by L.I.N.E
I have to start off with the good. WOW, what a show!! I wasn't going to order shootout, mostly due to superstition, but at the 11th hour I went ahead and got it. I'm happy to report that thanks to Yushin Okami and Matt Serra, LINE is $2500 richer. Not only am I happy I won my bets, but the PPV was phenomonal. Every fight was over the top entertaining for me! Diego losing! Huerta-Garcia!! Sweet sub by Kendall! Great night.
Now to the suspect issue. I was in the shower this morning lathering up with my Irish Spring body wash and I felt a bump on my left pectoral. I'm growing a 3rd nipple. I'm mortified and ready to take a potato peller to it. Anyone here have any experience with self mutilation?
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After my first adventure in Anabolics, I started noticing a really tin 3rd nipple growing on my left pec close to the shoulder. It was there for years and one day just vanished.
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04-09-2007, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Blood Python
Congrats. I use Irish Spring body wash too "Icy Blast"... You do know self mutilation is a felony in most states? I'd try a cheese grater.
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Self Mutilation is illegal? I guess it makes sense. But would you really charge yourself with assault?
I need to lop this fucking thing off. It's freaking me out.
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04-09-2007, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by L.I.N.E
Self Mutilation is illegal? I guess it makes sense. But would you really charge yourself with assault?
I need to lop this fucking thing off. It's freaking me out.
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Yeah one time I was in a holding cell and they put me in this tiny solitary thing and I was bangin my head on the wall cuz I was pissed so the cops tried to pin "Self Mutilation" on me as well. My lawyer laughed and had that taken off real fast but he told me it was a felony.
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04-09-2007, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Blood Python
Yeah one time I was in a holding cell and they put me in this tiny solitary thing and I was bangin my head on the wall cuz I was pissed so the cops tried to pin "Self Mutilation" on me as well. My lawyer laughed and had that taken off real fast but he told me it was a felony.
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Do you see any ass rapage while you were in the clink?
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04-09-2007, 12:01 PM
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I would try tying it to a small string and then tying the string to a door. Once that's over, just have someone open the door real fast (or close), like it's a tooth.
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04-09-2007, 12:02 PM
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mehhh. tough old guy with a cookie like demeanor
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Originally Posted by L.I.N.E
I have to start off with the good. WOW, what a show!! I wasn't going to order shootout, mostly due to superstition, but at the 11th hour I went ahead and got it. I'm happy to report that thanks to Yushin Okami and Matt Serra, LINE is $2500 richer. Not only am I happy I won my bets, but the PPV was phenomonal. Every fight was over the top entertaining for me! Diego losing! Huerta-Garcia!! Sweet sub by Kendall! Great night.
Now to the suspect issue. I was in the shower this morning lathering up with my Irish Spring body wash and I felt a bump on my left pectoral. I'm growing a 3rd nipple. I'm mortified and ready to take a potato peller to it. Anyone here have any experience with self mutilation?
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Ehh Ehh Ehh!!!
No self mutilation. Go see a doctor. You think 3rd nipple... make sure for God's sake.
Seriously. See a doc bro. Always better to be safe than sorry.
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04-09-2007, 12:03 PM
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Dig it out with a pocket knife. I have a mole disturbingly close to one of my nipples so I have on occasion been mistaken for a trip-nip... It's a hard road to walk....
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04-09-2007, 12:03 PM
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3rd Nipple: Basal cell carcinoma?
Just rub some tabsco on it...you'll be fine.
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