True Story (tl/bra)

ghertr · 07-20-2006, 09:18 AM

I came home last night and my girl was in the shower. I went into the bathroom to relieve myself. She happened to finish her shower while I was pissing. She opened the curtain and screamed.

"AHHHHH!" she screamed. She fell back in the shower and pressed her back against the wall. She breathed heavily and placed a hand on her wet chest, over her rapidly beating heart. She looked at me and the look of shock quickly dissipated.

"Oh, it's you. I didn't hear you come in. I was scared," she said, gulping.

I looked at her. I was going to laugh and say something along the lines of, "Yeah, it's just me. I didn't mean to scare you. I love you," but there was still some anxiety in the air. Obviously I had really scared her. So, not wanting to ruin the mood, I raped her.

Ron_Mexico · 07-20-2006, 09:22 AM

Suprise sex is ruined when you let them catch their breathe like that, bad form young man

mr_yamamoto · 07-20-2006, 09:25 AM

that's a very romantic story.

i had a similar experience last week--i ripped the shower curtain off the bar, wrapped her in it, bonked her head on the toilet, and tore a hole in the curtain, so i could assfuck her to my heart's content.

then i ate a taco.

ghertr · 07-20-2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ron_Mexico

Suprise sex is ruined when you let them catch their breathe like that, bad form young man

it's ok. it was executed in a most brutal fashion. and i left the toilet seat up

Jon · 07-20-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ghertr

and i left the toilet seat up

You vile disgusting pig. Have you no couth.

ghertr · 07-20-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mr_yamamoto

that's a very romantic story.

i had a similar experience last week--i ripped the shower curtain off the bar, wrapped her in it, bonked her head on the toilet, and tore a hole in the curtain, so i could assfuck her to my heart's content.

then i ate a taco.

i might have to do that tonight. but she said she will no longer use the bathroom in our house, so i will have to go to her friends house and do it there.