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Old 08-23-2006, 12:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Test Your IQ...

How Soon We Forget . Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:



a . John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Kylie Minogue
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones & The Monkees
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo

b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Meatloaf
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Tarzan
b. Hillary Clinton (to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems)
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 11 September 2001 four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Lawrence of Arabia
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Ned Kelly
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 the Sari Nightclub in Kuta Beach, Bali, was blown up killing 189 young mainly Australian tourists by:

a . The "Bundy" Polar Bear
b. Ho Chi Minh
c. Paul Keating
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. In July 2004, three London Underground trains and one London Bus were suicide bombed by:

a. The Spice girls

b. The Beatles

c. The Four Tops

d. 4 'British' Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, ........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure democratic western civilisation never offends anyone - particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile (or target) certain people.

They must only conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, people in wheelchairs, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the U.S. President's security detail, 85-year old World War II veterans with metal hips, and Boy Scout groups.

Send this to as many people as you can so that the "do gooders," Greenies and other misguided fools, including some High Court Judges, who want to thwart common sense feel doubly ashamed of themselves. As Forest Gump (a product of decadent democratic western Christian civilisation) so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does!"
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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whoooooo! i love these kind of quizzes. let me see, let me see... the answer to every single one is MUSLIM EXTREMISTS. what do i win?
wipe them out. be done with it.
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The War room would most likely be more fitting home for this thread.
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ya that's way too much reading for the retards in the ot


p.s. ur a hatemonger. allah would not approve
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I don't need to test my IQ. I can't excel because I'm not Asian and I'm not African, so I don't have to feel to bad about it.
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hey, let's talk about this. don't be an ostrich.
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ya that's way too much reading for the retards in the ot


p.s. ur a hatemonger. allah would not approve
it's not hate-mongering. it's reality.
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it's not hate-mongering. it's reality.
how democratic
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