Stuttering Jew Rant!

Underfoot · 02-24-2006, 12:46 AM

So in the last few days I have been filled with a rage I think I should get out on a rant.
Ok first - Im sick of twins! Every time I turn on the tv there is some fucking set of twins trying to cash in on being twins. Oooo ahhh whoa you and your twin are so exotic. Oh whats that? being twins means all you can do in your life is try to get on Blinddate/Fear Factor Twin edition!?! Get a fucking real job and stop trying to cash in on being either Buff twin guys or blond dumbass fucking twin girls! I mean does anybody care out there? turing into a show to see twins finishing eachother words? Does having twins on tv really bring in such huge ratings? Maybe im just a bitter only child, but come the fuck on! All you twins can do is try to become sluts on Blind date/Elimidate or being the "crazy" twins that eat goat balls on fearfactor?
Ahhh that felt good
Ok number 2 - Rich fucking movie stars that get gift baskets for just showing up to some BS awards show. Jess was watching ET and the chipper blond host said with glee "Our Oscar insider just told me the gift basket for the stars is worth $65,000". Does a movie actor/actress who brings millions per movie really need free shit? How many fucking Ipods do these people get per year from all the shows they show up at? Im a big fan of movies and I have my fav. actors, blah blah blah, but I dont think cause you play a retard or a whore(Paris Hilton - I could rant all day long on her loose lip ass) in a movie now makes you some god like person that just gets free shit where ever you go. Fuck some of these people are worth over 80 million bucks, do they really fucking need a bunch of hand outs? Most rich fucks only hang out with other rich fucks, so what good does it do to give an actor a free Ipod or Polo shirt, its not like its gunna give the company free advertising cause all the actor does is say "Hey, Brad Pitt take alook at this Ipod I got." "Oh whoa Tom Hanks I have 5 of those already, well lets go downtown and piss on a hobo."

So yeah I dont know if I got off track here,... So final thought is: Rich actors/rockstars/etc. DONT fucking need free gift bags of crap they already have or will get 30 times that year from all the other award shows they will go to. I mean a gift package worth $65,000!?!? Thats why middle america fucking hates hollywood cause they see and hear of shit like this and mumble "fucking rich jews sitting up there in their castles on hollywood hills".

Third and final thing - CNN and other national news shows having ALL DAY news coverage of some blond girl or young child who has been kidknapped or killed. Yes Im sure this is super sad for the family, friends, etc. But for a channel like CNN and CSPAN, they have news that would effect the world that is more important then a story about little Little White Christian Janey Smith who was killed by some fuck in Seattle or Texas? This is not news that anyone outside of the town it happened in needs to know. Im soooo sick of hearing about that Blond girl that went missing in Aruba what, like a year ago? OK its sad a young girl died, but everyday 100's of people die or get murdered , Oh but wait they are not some rich little white american, Oh what a shame. Murder and Death is a part of our world. Murder has been around since day one. I mean last I heard we are still fighting in Iraq and something about how we are running out of Oil and our Ozone is fucked...isn't that more important then Some guy who killed his wife in New York or somewhere and left?? For people that disagree with me and think this is news, can you name one person from 2 months ago that was on the news for the same thing? What?? no you can't? exactly...Its just another useless story no one needs to know about.
So yes my rant is over..Ahhh that felt good. Also Im super bored so reply damint! To my rant and yell at me or something.
Oh wait one more rant. WTF is up with LOST. YOu fuckers cant go more then 2 weeks without showing a rerun for season one!?! There is ZERO good tv on here in Canada and all I want to do is sit down and watch a season of Lost with out thirty fucking "mini breaks" with in a 25 episode season! I know they film months in advance..stop trying to hype the show so much between episodes by taking 2 week breaks!! Stuttering jew needs his Lost crack.....Gah!!!!

GoatRider · 02-24-2006, 12:48 AM

tl/dr

great av though.

slumlord · 02-24-2006, 12:48 AM

i like smoked almonds.

Afterburner · 02-24-2006, 12:49 AM

Good post. I love the part where you take on media coverage, so true. They love those insignificant emotional stories. This is part of the reason I can't stand news on tv. Sometimes the newspaper is almost as bad..