[Zero_Sen]

So, I was sitting around at work today, and I realized that I haven't been to the peelers in quite some time.

Last time I went, there was some unpleasantness (a gross strung-out hag in a pot leaf print bikini took a sip of my beer and I had to ditch it to avoid teh herpes), and the time before that some feature performer charged 100 bones worth of shit to our table, so I wasn't in a huge rush to get back.

Long story short, I round up some of the boys and decide to head to the rippers for lunch.

Big mistake.

I guess Wednesday afternoon is when they let the C-squad out of the dungeon for some fresh air and exercise, because the first broad to hit the stage had to be over 40, with brutal stretch marks and a c-section scar. From there, it was all downhill.

It may have been the lighting, but I swear one of those "ladies" had a full-on moustache, and I don't think I've seen more prison ink in my life (even in prison).

To make matters worse, my wings tasted like rectal cancer and the beer was like lukewarm camel bile. Also, the waitress pulled massive attitude with us and must have smoked 15 cigarettes during the 45 minutes we were there.

I used to love going to the skin bar, but now I just don't know. Today was like the final nail in the coffin for me. And this makes me a little sad.

Share your horror stories from the noody bar.

[soto88]

So you went during the day and expected to see the best girls? You gotta go at the right times man.

[Mr.Manifesto]

the first bar i ever went to was a titty bar, when i was 17. it was pretty cool, though they only had like six girls. maybe you just need to find a new joint.

[dittohead84]

Last time I went to a lapdancin club I got two dances at €30 a pop. The stupid batches only did it for a minute or two at a time. Little hoors trying to get me to buy them some real expensive wine, I just kept laughin

[Matt]

Never go during the day dude. What were you thinking?

[OS_CDUB]

I went last night to the local shit hole(Jimmys) in Chicago Heights just for some shits and giggles as Im getting married Saturday. Well I saw the same shit as TS. The beer was 5 for a pitcher and tasted like shit, the chicks werent hot at all, and had more tattoos then chicks at Sturgis, and a few even had C sections. One fine bitch I got a lap dance from(cuz my guy paid for me as a going away present(going away/getting married) and she was the only hot bitch there and then she told me all the guys are the same. I asked her what her boyfriend thinks about this, and she said "He is 6 feet under so not much." WTF....FTW thanks for sending me out in style.

[gracie_barra]

Originally Posted by Zero_Sen

So, I was sitting around at work today, and I realized that I haven't been to the peelers in quite some time.

Last time I went, there was some unpleasantness (a gross strung-out hag in a pot leaf print bikini took a sip of my beer and I had to ditch it to avoid teh herpes), and the time before that some feature performer charged 100 bones worth of shit to our table, so I wasn't in a huge rush to get back.

Long story short, I round up some of the boys and decide to head to the rippers for lunch.

Big mistake.

I guess Wednesday afternoon is when they let the C-squad out of the dungeon for some fresh air and exercise, because the first broad to hit the stage had to be over 40, with brutal stretch marks and a c-section scar. From there, it was all downhill.

It may have been the lighting, but I swear one of those "ladies" had a full-on moustache, and I don't think I've seen more prison ink in my life (even in prison).

To make matters worse, my wings tasted like rectal cancer and the beer was like lukewarm camel bile. Also, the waitress pulled massive attitude with us and must have smoked 15 cigarettes during the 45 minutes we were there.

I used to love going to the skin bar, but now I just don't know. Today was like the final nail in the coffin for me. And this makes me a little sad.

Share your horror stories from the noody bar.

christ i know what u mean. there is this one bar that me and my friends go alot and its supposed to be the best one in the city. its my 20th so im all excited cuz im about to get lapdances and shit. ive been to this place before and it was spectacular with all these fake tittied bimbo blondes prancing around. when we get there the first chick that came on was this HAGGARD african girl that had to be around 45 not dancing but sort of swaying to the music. it took her over 3 songs to get her clothes off , and when she finally did her body was so old and saggy, i swear i saw the fucking 10 commandments written on her boobs.

my libido didnt just died. it decomposed that night. so finally the house girls come out so we can select one for a lap dance. they werent decrepid like the other one, but man theese girls were atrocious. i finally settled on a blonde that looked decent from a distance. into the back room and under the lights, i saw her face was covered in meth scars. she looked like a white, blonde version of seal. her tits were also poorly done and i could see scars all over it.

i left that night devestated and 60 dollars poorer due to their ridiculously overpriced cover/drinks.

i must add that this was on a saturday night.

[Sketch]

Originally Posted by Matt

Never go during the day dude. What were you thinking?

how else are we going to see you??

[Friggintitsman]

Yeah man you only hit the strip clubs on the weekend during the evening.

[flashNsmash]

yeah, overall peeler talent is definitely droppping, the bitches just seem to get grosser and grosser