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Old 09-11-2007, 04:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Where are the pics of the midget with th joint. Otherwise cool story.
we were smoking out of a Pipe, and I didint take pics, i wanna video tape it next time we chill so i can show all you sick fawks.
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:54 PM   #12 (permalink)

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we were smoking out of a Pipe, and I didint take pics, i wanna video tape it next time we chill so i can show all you sick fawks.
I'm looking forward to that vid.
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I have a friend that is scared shitless of midgets for some reason.


We went to a party in Tampa and I ran into this Midget ( I would have hit it but I saw opportunity).

I talked to her for a while and she was cool as hell. I told her my friends phobia and she agreed to go along with my sinister plan.


I told my friend that I had met some fine ass girls hat were doing coke in the bathroom and they wanted to meet him.

I opened the door for him and...

* Blam a midget comes out screaming at him*

Funniest shit ever. He screamed like a little bitch.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Greatest OT story eva! You are now officially cool!
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:05 PM   #15 (permalink)

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Simply incredible story also one of the best thread titles ever.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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bitch probably weighs 60 lbs, wtf did you expect?
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:11 PM   #17 (permalink)

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Never been lucky enough to smoke with a "small person". My roommate always brings over these two fucking whales from his work too smoke. They're friends he says.

I say get them the fuck out of here.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You didn't fuck her? Ban.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That's fucking awesome.

You're 1 step closer to fucking a midget than I ever was.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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You really need to get some pics.

This is a good story outright, but pics would net you a 'greatest thread eva' pic.
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