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09-11-2007, 04:45 PM
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Rebel without Applause
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Smoked Pot with a midget on Friday.
No lie.
Im in High school (Senior) and I was at a football game on friday, and after that game me and some of my friends went to this local place called the cliffs thats pretty icolated.
So me and two of my friends ride up their, and when we get their their are a truckload of people from my school, and among them is this girl that i've seen around school, and she's a midget, a real midget.
So we all start talking and I asked if anyone wanted to smoke and she was like 'You got weed, boy!' in this squeaky voice and I was like, 'uhhh yeah I do' So me, her, and a few other people smoke dlike 3 bowls.
And this girl was like trippin balls man, she was like rolling around on the ground and shit, she looked like a little pig.
She was the only one geekin it was amazing. Im supposed to chill with her this weekend, Ill make a video and bump this thread with it.
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09-11-2007, 04:46 PM
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that's the most beautiful story ever told.
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09-11-2007, 04:46 PM
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So wheres the evidence?
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09-11-2007, 04:47 PM
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i dont know whats better, you wanting to video tape it, or the fact she got ALL fucked up cuz she has such a small amount of body mass, hahaha
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09-11-2007, 04:48 PM
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Where are the pics of the midget with th joint. Otherwise cool story.
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09-11-2007, 04:48 PM
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Breathe the body deep, kaleidoscope & candle eyes.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TomTheMonster
And this girl was like trippin balls man, she was like rolling around on the ground and shit, she looked like a little pig.
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It is hard to dance with the devil on your back.
They buried my body and thought I had gone,
But I am the dance and I still go on.
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09-11-2007, 04:48 PM
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Definitely bang the midget and videotape it.
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09-11-2007, 04:49 PM
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If you post a video I will annoint you king of the high schoolers in the OT.
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09-11-2007, 04:50 PM
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 Blue Belt
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You know your penis would look huge in her tiny hands. Im just sayin
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