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Post a funny story that happened to you
The title^
So I live next to an old people's asylum, and in front of a cemetery. In the summer, we like to keep the main door open (sort of an appartement complex), anyway, one time my dad was downstairs (1st floor) and downstairs there's the washing machine and all that stuff, so he was downstairs, cleaning stuff, and then he hears banging from the washing machine, like shoes in the washing machine. What you need to understand is that the washing machine room, and were my dad was, are too rooms seperated by a hallway. What he heard in the washing machine was like shoes, like rocks he said.
Me and my brother were playing monopoly, then my dad comes up (2nd floor) and tells us, there's an old lady naked in the washing machine room washing her clothes.
What he told us was that he spotted from the hallway, this figure, with white hair, needless to say it was that old lady. They went downstairs, I stayed up guarding the place, with a baseball bat in case the prunes goes crazy. The story goes, is that she went to have coffee, wet her pants so she went to her "aunts house" (our house) to wash her clothes because otherwise all the pathetic old folks would make fun of her. She was about 80, so no way was her aunt still alive. Needless to say we called the cops on her, and they escorted her out.
A few months later I see that prune in the train and say hello, she doens't remember anything, not even does she have empathy.
That's a true story, I'll post some more crazy stories of my psycho town, if you post some funny stories.
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