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Old 05-25-2007, 07:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Icon14 Porked my co-workers cousin last weekend... (kinda long) *Pic

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Last Sat me and one of my homies went out to the a local night club downtown, well its more like a lounge/club...anyway I happen to run into a co worker of mine from a diferent department. He was there with his GF and told me that his girl cousin was there celebrating her freinds bithday and that we should come say hi to leech of some drink and mingle with the bitches.

When we eventually found them later that night me and my boy knew we had hit the jackpot and just needed to infiltrate. They had a reserved table by the dance floor with 2 bottles of grey goose and a bottle of Remy. We waved down my co-worker and made our way in to the area by the bday girl and 6 of her freinds. I introduced myself and helped myself to some Remy ofcourse shorlty after me and my boy started playing freindly with 2 of the chicks. I shit you not 4 out the 6 were hot so there was an abundance of ass to go around with just one other dude hanging around. Before we knew it me and my homie had been pulled to the dance floor by some of the girls for some dick burns. After grinding and freaking these horny bitches for at least 30min we headed back to table and proceeded to drink their alcohol sum more, we must of had 3/4 of that fuken Remy bottle with coke (soda). We choped it up some more and I gave my number to one of the chicks (co-workers cousin).

When it was time to leave we walked the group of bitches back to the parking complex, on the way there I strategically pulled her cousin away from the pack and was flurting/playfull with her and made the offer to come and hang out with me some more but she was like no I cant im with my freinds blah blah blah. So they all took off and we headed home, me and my homie had just finished burning a J and I was about to drop him off when I get a call at about 230am. I did not recognize the number and awnsered it and who was it?? My co-workers cousin, ooh yeah.. and what does this dumb broad say "what are you doing" LOL 30 minutes later I am checking in at the holiday inn. We get to fuking all night but strangely she wouldnt suck my dick what a rude bitch. We part ways in the late morning and I was happy cuz she atually looked good after sobering up LOL. This may not be a one night stand cuz she has text me a dozen fucken times since then think Ima beat it up a couple more times but gotta be carefull cuz my bitch is almost off of school. Anyway thats my story, long as fuck like my cock, I gotta crash now so bask in my coolness.
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Knew it was a damn good adventure so I didnt forget you ugly fucks


...She has small tites but cute face and a nice plump ass. LOL I was drunk but still had enough sense to roll over grab the notebook and pen
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Knew it was a damn good adventure so I didnt forget you ugly fucks


...She has small tites but cute face and a nice plump ass. LOL I was drunk but still had enough sense to roll over grab the notebook and pen
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:28 AM   #4 (permalink)

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i was gonna call work... then i saw the notepad. good job.

need more pics. get on it, son.
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:33 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Knew it was a damn good adventure so I didnt forget you ugly fucks


...She has small tites but cute face and a nice plump ass. LOL I was drunk but still had enough sense to roll over grab the notebook and pen
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Yes we need more threads of this calibur. She is wearing leopard panties you know shes a slut bag. Deffinitly hit it some more she has a nice ass.
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Vale-tudo: "hold on love I gotta take a pic of your arse or the OT will accuse you of being a work"

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