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Old 06-09-2006, 04:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Oh NO She Didnt!

Alright, another freakin woman bitch low blow fuck move here I need help with right now! HELP!


My best friends wife and my wife have always been close. A few years back they had a stupid falling out over something neither of them would tell me about. My best friends wife is drop dead gorgeous and back in January this nutty ho told me she always had a thing for me over the years. I told her "cool, but fuck you if you think I'm gonna screw over my bro!" So for the last 6 months, she's gone out of her way to discreetly tempt me into fucking with her. She'll do shit like tell her close friends that work with me that she's waiting for me to make a move yada yada yada.


Anyways, this fuck ho bitch, is making it public! I have not touched this ho, havent given her the time of day. But now she's buying me gifts and shit I can't explain to my wife etc.... I'm running out of excuses. WTF do I do. I've told fuck ho to back off. I'll admit she'd be fun to fuck around with, but for me, friendship isnt something you take advantage of.

So, would fuckin her shut her up or make it worse????????? Or should I have her killed, or tell my wife to beat her ass or what????????????
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Best thread title of the day.

Oh yeah, and go fuck yourself.
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I'm not qualified to give advice.

Don't tell her the truth.
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:02 PM   #4 (permalink)

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tell her the truth
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If you're serious...

Get your wife and brother together and discuss the whole situation. Family before Bitches. The longer you wait, the more suspicious you look.
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fucking one of my girl's friends is a fantasy of mine. fucking one of my friends girl is a fantasy of mine as well.

I do her, in the butt, and shoot my baby batter in her.
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This what you get for not telling your bro in the beginning. Lesson learned. For now tell your wife the truth. Keep accepting the gifts tho
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Record her making a pass at you on a hidden camera and post the vid here.
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:05 PM   #9 (permalink)

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yeah, take the gifts too. but fuck her. fuck her oh so good. when a bitch chases you, those are the ones that let you do anything.
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Record her making a pass at you on a hidden camera and post the vid here.

E mail me how and I'd be happy to!
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