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02-10-2007, 04:23 PM
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New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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02-10-2007, 04:29 PM
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alcohol may make you actually have a good time in life instead of being jealous of those who do.
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To entertain my dear old friends,
Every whore and thief and tinker.
Who are loyal to the end,
For they're loyal to a drink, sir.
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02-10-2007, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by WUchi
alcohol may make you actually have a good time in life instead of being jealous of those who do.
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That sounded a bit bitter...Are you an alcoholic? Or someone who is jealous of those who are? |
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02-10-2007, 04:35 PM
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I love beer. Good beer
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02-10-2007, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by NeckCrank
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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LOL posting chain emails rulez!! __________________
"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." - Senator Barack Hussein Obama
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02-10-2007, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by I_am_Jack
That sounded a bit bitter...Are you an alcoholic? Or someone who is jealous of those who are?
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both __________________
To entertain my dear old friends,
Every whore and thief and tinker.
Who are loyal to the end,
For they're loyal to a drink, sir.
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02-10-2007, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by WUchi
alcohol may make you actually have a good time in life instead of being jealous of those who do.
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your life sucks. clean up your act. |
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02-10-2007, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by KingSnake
LOL posting chain emails rulez!!
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owned. |
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02-10-2007, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by carp3d33z
your life sucks. clean up your act.
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if you wanna compare our lives 1 vs 1 , you would kill yourself. __________________
To entertain my dear old friends,
Every whore and thief and tinker.
Who are loyal to the end,
For they're loyal to a drink, sir.
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02-10-2007, 04:51 PM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by WUchi
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Am I to understand that you are a recovering alcoholoic who is now jealous of those who have not been forced by court-order to quit drinking? |
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