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My Friend's Rawdogging a Porn Star
Here's an excerpt from our conversation today:
Me : So how's Roxxxy?
Rawdogger : shes good
Me : Are you still rawdogging her?
Rawdogger : wench calls litteraly EVERY night
Me : Roxxxy does?
Rawdogger : yeah
Me : hahaha
Me : Snugglefest?
Rawdogger : fuckfest
Rawdogger : havent done it in 2-3 weeks though
Me : Any particular reason?
Rawdogger : trying to bang that sophmore chick
Me : How's that working out for you?
Rawdogger : fulltime process
Me : <fresh new porn link>
Me : She's cheating on you dude...
Me : ...new link up
Rawdogger : hahaha
Me : Holy shit dude, I can find at least 20 separate links of her getting rawdogged
Rawdogger : hope they r std free
Me : Jesus.
Rawdogger : probably the dumbest thing i've ever done
Me : <list of porn links>
Rawdogger : and im sure i will do it again
Me : "Roxxxy gets rough double penetrated and jizzed" is one of my favorites
Me : or "Roxxxy Rush fucks a stiff cock and gets a Present"
Me : I wonder what that "present" is
Rawdogger : my dick in her box
Me : No, I think it's a load some dude is dropping in her
Me Cause...you know, it is at the < > website
Rawdogger : is that her drinking a load out of some gals ass???
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me : ...so?
Rawdogger : so you're gay
Me : Says the guy that's essentially rawdogged at least 20 other dudes
Rawdogger : essentially
Me : <porn link>
Me : I see here she meets three male friends in their living room
Me : Oh wait, no, there's two more
Rawdogger : dont forget the camera man and sound boy
Me : I mean half these links are her getting doubled (or more) plowed
Me : How have you not doubled up on her with someone
Me : You're a disgrace
Rawdogger : and thats why she keeps calling me for more
Me : That or you're the only guy she's fucked that hasn't dropped a nut in her asshole
Me : She's gotta complete the cycle
Rawdogger : and when i went to her place a few weeks ago, she told me its been a few weeks since she had good sex like i give
Me : Yeah because you gotta believe everything porn stars say in bed
So my friend is a fucking retard. Discuss.
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