My best friend's jailbait sister hit on me.

[John O'Brien]

I got home from an arduous day at college, when I bumped into my friend's little sister. She is only 16 but has tits the size of watermelons. She was drunk as fuck, trapsing the mean streets of Ireland with a bottle of wine in one hand and her other hand clutched ready to hold a dick.

She splurted out how much she is in love with me and wanted me to hole her. I'm like, "chill bitch.."

Now I'm a good guy and wouldn't fuck my good friend over..


...so my question is - Will I just ignore I put a bun in his sister's oven or man up, be a real friend and haduken the shit out of her stomach, thus saving her from being tied down by some little mini-****?

[LL Cool A]

You should have hit that, better you fucking your friends sister then some sleazebag who would fuck her without a condom like a moron and get her pregnant.

[SAKUZA]

pics? C'mon you know better

[Achillies]

bros beofre hoes

[Jabels]

depends on wether or not you want a public profile for your states sexual off. registry?

[SAKUZA]

Depends if you wanna share a cell with Brian peppers

[TheShadowKnows]

By 16 year old drunk jailbait sister you mean 40 year old aunt....

Seriously you should've hitten it, Jail only lasts a couple of years, taste of jailbait forever.

[cCmadskills]

Anyways, Crocodile Dundee is on this movie rocks

"That's not a knife, this is a knife"

[Estemachine]

If she was drunk I'd hit it, she won't remember the next morning, she will just walk funny.

[Baeltimazifas]

Originally Posted by Achillies

bros beofre hoes