measurement question...

I_am_Jack · 01-16-2007, 08:20 PM

My chest is 40 inches, and I'm 5'3 tall. How about the rest of you?

I ask because I was looking for a sport coat and noticed that all the coats that fit me are too long. I'm too broke to have one made, and length is a bitch to have altered. The salesperson said that a 38-40 inch chest (a medium) is made for someone who is 5'10. while, at 5'3, the closest coat they'd have to my length would be a 30-32 inch chest.

What about the rest of you? I know I'm freakishly short, but I don't have a freakishly oversized chest, too. Do I?

And for those who came to this thread seeking women's measurements...here is a link.

http://www.linear-software.com/online.html

If you want porn you can find it for yourself like I do.

PunKture · 01-16-2007, 08:44 PM

Actually I expected penis measurement question. And I'm probably not alone on that one.

Can't help though sorry.

icantstandit · 01-16-2007, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PunKture

Actually I expected penis measurement question. And I'm probably not alone on that one.

Can't help though sorry.

One track mind...

carp3d33z · 01-16-2007, 08:46 PM

hi. my penis is only 5.3" but 40" around. can anyone help me?

PunKture · 01-16-2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by icantstandit

One track mind...

lol c'mon! It says measurement question and it's in the OT.

I'm sorry 'Jack' I won't hijack your thread.

fanattic · 01-16-2007, 08:47 PM

5'3" eh? is this you?

I_am_Jack · 01-16-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fanattic

5'3" eh? is this you?

No. That guy looks too old, and my arms are smaller. About 12-13" through the bicep.

I have a broad back, but not THAT wide.

I_am_Jack · 01-16-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by PunKture

Actually I expected penis measurement question. And I'm probably not alone on that one.

Can't help though sorry.

Sorry to disappoint, but if you'd REALLY like to know, it is mentioned in another thread.

Teedoh74 · 01-16-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fanattic

5'3" eh? is this you?

Thats Franco Columbo. Ahnold best friend and Mr Olympia.

shidokanartist · 01-16-2007, 09:00 PM

You think YOU got problems. I'm 4'10" 220 lb's and 6% BF. I have to have suits made by these foreigners that are always laughing when I'm in the shop. I'm starting to think the're laughing at me.