Maria Menounos Appreciation Thread

[MES]

Are Greeks usually this hot?

[bigdirty]

They like it in the poop chute

[soto88]

She likes trips to greece?

[marioh]

Only when they shave.

[wuz up bro dog]

Badda bing

[Zero_Sen]

She looks a lot like Paula Abdul.

[Soulfly]

Greek women are only pretty if they're bred with native americans so they don't acquire the chewbacca complex. I had a greek girlfriend before. She was fun and cool, but when I made out with her it was like she had a moustache. To make matters worse, hitting it from behind and she's got a hairier ass than I do? I couldn't stay with her.

[bigdirty]

Originally Posted by Soulfly

Greek women are only pretty if they're bred with native americans so they don't acquire the chewbacca complex. I had a greek girlfriend before. She was fun and cool, but when I made out with her it was like she had a moustache. To make matters worse, hitting it from behind and she's got a hairier ass than I do? I couldn't stay with her.

ummmm so did she like it up the poop chute?

[Soulfly]

Originally Posted by bigdirty

ummmm so did she like it up the poop chute?

I'm fucking a chick, and I have her bent over her bed, and she's got an extremely hairy ass and a very deep voice, the only thing keeping me hard was that my dick was in a vagina, not an asshole.

[marioh]

Originally Posted by Zero_Sen

She looks a lot like Paula Abdul.

Yes she does.

I wonder if Maria has hairy nipples. I've heard stories about those greek women, never been with one personally.