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Old 05-31-2007, 10:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ive got issues...

whenever i have sex w my girl i make sure i read her vagina like braille
that way, after she goes home, ive got the smell of vagina buried deep into my hand
i enjoy just randomly smelling her hoo-ha on my digits
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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this is true for most of us
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ok, thank you for that pointless, yet true fact.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats the smell of victory on your hand.

Ah and you are one fucking bastard.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, I did the same thing the first time I got laid.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:21 PM   #6 (permalink)

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whenever i have sex w my girl i make sure i read her vagina like braille
I think thats HPV
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thats the smell of victory on your hand.

Ah and you are one fucking bastard.
i certainly am one bastard...
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:36 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Ok, thank you for that pointless, yet true fact.
as opposed to a false fact
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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as opposed to a false fact
lol, always reaching for that extra adjective
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