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Old 12-09-2007, 01:45 AM   #1 (permalink)

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i've found a new way to diet..

new diet technique: eat what ever you want and as much as you can for how ever long you can last. and then you take your index finger (you can use two fingers if you like) and stick it down your throat. you'll notice that all that food you just ate will be thrown back up. its awesome i swear i lost 20 pounds with this new diet technique.
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you'll feel so sick you won't even want to eat anymore.
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:49 AM   #4 (permalink)

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Are you wearing a skirt right now?
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:49 AM   #5 (permalink)

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funnay?

im sry, cant think of that word, im slightly intoxicated...which amazes me how well im spelling right now


bulimia, there it is...romo
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:51 AM   #6 (permalink)

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I noticed that if you don't act like a lazy asshole, and if you get your fat fucking vagina off the couch once a day and drag it out for a run now and then, you can eat food without having to toss it.


you girl.
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:53 AM   #7 (permalink)

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I noticed that if you don't act like a lazy asshole, and if you get your fat fucking vagina off the couch once a day and drag it out for a run now and then, you can eat food without having to toss it.


you girl.
you're right it only works on girls, forgot to mention that.
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:55 AM   #8 (permalink)

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ebe9 speaks the truth, bulimia equals lucrative modeling career, ala ms. jack skeleton here.
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chicken av, that explains everything.
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I usually like to take massive shits after I eat
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