[ply187]

Originally Posted by Nite Vision

I don't like you, you have given no words of encouragement. Why do you want to see me dead?

i dont know i saw that article about the guy who hung himself and the hilarious quotes on the screen shot when he was hanging and thought if that could only be me my internet life would be complete .. make it happen ..

[finnegan]

Is this part of the problem?

Just got fired....

[mego]

i read the dear don articles... this is the best one

Dear Don,

I have been on these damn online dating sites for the last few months. Nothing has ever materialized that hasn't scared the daylights out of me! I work a ton, so I wanted to know where to meet a good woman. Help me out, brother.

Online dating sites? Really? Damn. It must be rough where you are.

Luckily, I got just the solution. What you should do is go to a lesbian bar right around closing time. Don’t make a big deal about it or anything, just slip inside and sit down at the bar fifteen or twenty minutes before they shut down. Then all you do is wait.

Believe me when I tell you this: everyone is the same at closing time.

Maybe you’ll find a girl who’s had so many she doesn’t even realize you’re a man (assuming you are). Maybe she’ll just say what the hell and bring you home with her anyway. Crazier things have happen. I’ve seen them.

Not to mention, if this works you’ll be a hero to us all. Now get out there and make us proud, partner.

[Mithra]

That girl in the first picture is riding the exercise bike backwards...

Typical woman...

As to suicide, having had a friend kill himself I won't advocate even in a joking manner that you should kill yourself...

Instead, wack off to some porn(releasing some nice chemicals) and go to sleep...

When you wake up, go to the Heavyweight section of Sherdog as a reminder of how much better off you are than some people...

[mmaman13]

I like to think about how much better my life is than an ants....seriously think about it, an ant's life fucken sucks....you are one lucky individual in the big picture

[MrBojangles]

*edit*

[sicbastage]

Originally Posted by Nite Vision

That's cool man, I will blame it all on you except for the big black dildo that will be shoved up my ass.

Should just shove it down your throat and die by cock blockage...

[sicbastage]

Originally Posted by Nite Vision

I don't like you, you have given no words of encouragement. Why do you want to see me dead?

You should be banned for initiating a suicide.

You should be banned for being emo; point?

[karlstrauss]

Originally Posted by Doop

im sorry that your feeling sorry *sticks hand up ass* here! heres a chocolate covered preztle

LMAO, Mallrats quotes are always welcome here.

[your name here]

Get in your car, drive to Portland and we'll party

If you're not completely happy in the morning, you can drive home