I Sharted in my pants at work today.

[Nite Vision]

I am so embarrased, I had to run to the restroom to clean my pants out, god it stunk.

I am only blessed to have been wearing black slacks today.

I hate the spicy chicken from Samurai Sams as I know this is what fucked me up.

Oh, well. It is now time to get drunk and forget this horrible experience. So go fuck yourselves.

[Octavian]

sucks to be you


and?

*moves along to next thread*

[SteveX]

stop taking it up the hershey highway and you won't have that problem anymore

[mrcoolguy209]

"and by forget this horrible experience" he's referring to getting man rammed.

[Vorenus]

Pics of said pants?

[StimAbuseR]

happened to me midway through some taco bell. i didnt let it ruin my good meal though. i mean i already shat myself. its not going anywhere and i figured no need to hurry.

[Tchort**]

That's what you get for having mexican up you're bloody pooper.

[Canned]

[fanattic]

i did that in kindergarden once. i thought it was funny then

[bunnyclaws]

Poop threads will get you the dubbs.