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Old 10-19-2007, 02:44 PM   #31 (permalink)

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Was JoeMamma there to make it better?
I PM'd him but he declined. Fickle bastard.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:46 PM   #32 (permalink)

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I PM'd him but he declined. Fickle bastard.
His loss, lol.


I did the zipper thing before and cut myself....that sucked.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:46 PM   #33 (permalink)

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did it bleed?
Surprisingly no. Its kinda mangled looking though. Maybe I should close my office door before someone walks in and sees me evaluating the foreskin status.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:49 PM   #34 (permalink)

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Surprisingly no. Its kinda mangled looking though. Maybe I should close my office door before someone walks in and sees me evaluating the foreskin status.
Ah, a Jewish Canadian eh?
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:50 PM   #35 (permalink)

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I did that once when I was a kid.

I still wince when I think about it.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:51 PM   #36 (permalink)

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Speaking of dickheads, anyone else read Mordecai's thread yesterday? Fuck is the guy a world class assbag.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:53 PM   #37 (permalink)

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It did happened when I was at work. I screamed like woman. It was whole way up same shit from the movie (something about Mary) I zip down fast and it was painful.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:54 PM   #38 (permalink)
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i wouldn't mind some pics of this! PM me the pics smash!!
Susan I think we're going to need some pics of you first.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:54 PM   #39 (permalink)

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Thanks for this thread smash...I thought of you when I just took a leak (not literally). I shoved that little fucker back in my calzones so tight my bladder hurt...and slowly raised that mofo zipper.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:56 PM   #40 (permalink)

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Susan I think we're going to need some pics of you first.
She had her pic in her av yesterday.

However she is going to have to post some full body shots so we can properly evaluate her usefullness to teh OT.
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