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Old 10-19-2007, 02:27 PM   #1 (permalink)

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I Just Caught My Dick In My Zipper
Don't do it. It hurts.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Something about Mary!
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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if you're uncircumcised then i bet it hurt really insanely bad. if not then i bet it hurt slightly less.

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Old 10-19-2007, 02:28 PM   #4 (permalink)

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foreskin or head?

*grabs package*
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:30 PM   #5 (permalink)

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Haha!!!!
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:30 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Honestly, I didn't need to be told that.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:30 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Foreskin. And I'm wearing beige Khakis so I managed to get some dribble too. Thats gonna look awesome as I roam around the office.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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how'd you get the beans above the frank??

"franks and beans!!"
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What hurt worse getting it caught or getting the zipper uncaught?
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:33 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Don't do it. It hurts.
This is news to me.
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