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Old 07-28-2006, 01:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I hate Short Cops!!!!!!!!

My co-worker got pulled over today by Erkel. He was about 5'1 and 110 lbs and his uniform was bigger than he was. Anyway, he starts having little man syndrome and wrote her so many stupid tickets like the tint to her windows was too dark, the license plate frame was illegal, etc. etc. All BS tickets. So she argues a little and calls the officer a pussy and says he probably became a cop because he's short and everyone in HS kicked his ass.

Then the officer said: "Maybe, but I still just wrote you $400 worth of tickets and I hate average people like you who think their shit doesent stink. And you better pay those tickets or I'll see you in my jail!"

What a fuckin asshole! ANyone here have problems with short cops???? Most of the cops I've dealt with are big corn fed ass kickin types and they've always been cool, but short cops are.....


FUCKERS!!!!!!

What say you all????
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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by any chance was your co-worker black or mexican?
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Give him a High kick
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what'chu tawkin' 'bout, willis?
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racial profiling is awesome !
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racial profiling is awesome !
it helps me get out aggression, everyime i see someone with a turban i punch them in the face, its not that im racist i just thought he was a terrorist
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