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11-09-2006, 07:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chunk Monster Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,698	I feel like jerking off and taking a nap. When I duck out of class or work, I tell people it's nerky time. I've had two nerks today already. I smell kinda like fish and old nacho cheese. Frankly, since I blew it a week ago with one of the better lookin chicks that have been interested in me, I've been squeezing every last ounce man butter out of my little meatstick in order to help get over the fact that I can't get decent looking women to have sex with me unless I get them to that borderline illegal level of drunkeness. I take a nap afterwards cause I like to forget that there's no one there to spoon with me.

11-09-2006, 07:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
JEB BUSH Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 708	you should collect all your man butter in a milk jug and then throw it on that stupid bitch, that would teach her>

11-09-2006, 07:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Braziluvr Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sofia Vergara Posts: 21,824	Doesn't get any better.

11-09-2006, 07:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
East Los Brown Belt Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Born n Raised in East L.A. Posts: 3,270	Good for you, it gives you something to do.

11-09-2006, 07:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Shizzy West Side Romo Wolf Pack Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Kalifornistan Posts: 5,388	You have to skip class n work to jack off. You dont have enough free time or what? __________________ In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with Romo, and the Word was Romo. Cowboys 1:1 RIP Sharon Peters

11-09-2006, 07:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
WUchi Gold Belt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: La rue des ivrognes Posts: 16,956	i woke up today at 2 pm and my class is at 1pm,, so like a good citizen i put in a porno and cracked a beer. __________________ The Hemingway Code Hero 2 ½ ounces gin 2 ½ ounces tonic water Splash of Angostura bitters (3 shakes of the bottle) Juice of a quarter of lime. Stir ingredients, with ice, in a glass. Serve.

11-09-2006, 07:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sir Burton The problem...was big vagina. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 8,775	I did that after classes this afternoon. Fwap n' nap.

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11-09-2006, 07:51 PM

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Chunk Monster

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Burton

Fwap n' nap.

I think the nerk has just been replaced.

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11-09-2006, 07:52 PM

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Chunk Monster

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WUchi

i woke up today at 2 pm and my class is at 1pm,, so like a good citizen i put in a porno and cracked a beer.

Could you descibe the flavor for us?

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11-09-2006, 07:53 PM

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Sir Burton

The problem...was big vagina.

Join Date: Oct 2003

Location: Boston

Posts: 8,775

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunk Monster

I think the nerk has just been replaced.

Glad to be of assistance. Gotta love pulling one out and then crashing on the couch.

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