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I almost screwdrivered this guy today
I don't have time to finish this but I needed to get it started now in case it's a while before I post again.
I was with my homie and we were trying to jack this guy's car. So we're goofing off, and out of nowhere, this dude just pops up, opens the door, and pulls a gun on us! So i was all, "you got a problem, ese? " And I was brandishing this screwdriver like a butterfly knife. So my boy says, "Yo, I'll brb." and bounces. So now I see this dude here with his gun out, pointing it at me, and I'm all, "yea, wassup now, sunday-night-football-dad?" He had on a raiders jersey, jets sweatpants that were too tight in the groin aera, pink socks and white cleats. Then he starts spinning the gun around on his finger like he's john wayne and shit. So it flies off his finger, hits the ground, and BAM! he shoots himself in the foot. So I get out of the car and start doing the moonwalk down the street.
Dude had to get rushed off the to hospital. I bet he's going to tell all his friends he's looking at pictures down at the police station, but he's really in the ER. Shit was too funny. I'm trying to go back and jack this car.
I'll be back later to fill you in on the rest.
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