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Old 01-13-2007, 01:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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how to negotiate a happy ending at a legit massage joint?

got a one hour massage coupon for a christmas gift at a local massage place. they are legit as far as i know. but ive got cash to burn and im not a bad looking guy. infact, i imagine those poor girls get a lot of fat old slobs in there. ill go ahead and consider myself a treat for them ahead of time. but anyway, how do i go about negotiating the deal?

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Old 01-13-2007, 01:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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got a one hour massage coupon for a christmas gift at a local massage place. they are legit as far as i know. but ive got cash to burn and im not a bad looking guy. infact, i imagine those poor girls get a lot of fat old slobs in there. ill go ahead and consider myself a treat for them ahead of time. but anyway, how do i go about negotiating the deal?

if she's willing to do it, she'll let you know. Whatever you do, don't be the one who brings it up.

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im sure if u just drop ur pants theyll get the idea

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Old 01-13-2007, 01:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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im sure if u just drop ur pants theyll get the idea
i was just searching on this and i read that if the massage offers "undraped" it means no towel, and often means there can be a happy ending. i wonder if i ask to be undraped if that counts as asking for the deal.

im only looking to spend like 10-15$ extra by the way.

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Old 01-13-2007, 01:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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im only looking to spend like 10-15$ extra by the way.
looks like you will be getting the janitor then

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looks like you will be getting the janitor then
years of hard labor will likely result in the best handjob ever.

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years of hard labor will likely result in the best handjob ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHA...its probably true too.

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looks like you will be getting the janitor then
lol wow man that was funny. good one

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