how to negotiate a happy ending at a legit massage joint?

carp3d33z · 01-13-2007, 01:03 AM

got a one hour massage coupon for a christmas gift at a local massage place. they are legit as far as i know. but ive got cash to burn and im not a bad looking guy. infact, i imagine those poor girls get a lot of fat old slobs in there. ill go ahead and consider myself a treat for them ahead of time. but anyway, how do i go about negotiating the deal?

Niko Po-Cop · 01-13-2007, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by carp3d33z

got a one hour massage coupon for a christmas gift at a local massage place. they are legit as far as i know. but ive got cash to burn and im not a bad looking guy. infact, i imagine those poor girls get a lot of fat old slobs in there. ill go ahead and consider myself a treat for them ahead of time. but anyway, how do i go about negotiating the deal?

if she's willing to do it, she'll let you know. Whatever you do, don't be the one who brings it up.

TeamPunish · 01-13-2007, 01:05 AM

im sure if u just drop ur pants theyll get the idea

Doop · 01-13-2007, 01:11 AM

rape doesnt count unless they know how to say no

carp3d33z · 01-13-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TeamPunish

im sure if u just drop ur pants theyll get the idea

i was just searching on this and i read that if the massage offers "undraped" it means no towel, and often means there can be a happy ending. i wonder if i ask to be undraped if that counts as asking for the deal.

im only looking to spend like 10-15$ extra by the way.