[white-pony]

Chicks dig the Texas Beltbuckle. It gives me confidence.

[villasenor]

Originally Posted by crocoppertones

hmmm.. so you're the Cardigan Crusher!

like im loosing my favorite game man

[Friggintitsman]

I'm not taking any kind of advice from a bitch

[cCmadskills]

Originally Posted by Jin-Roh

No, cause I can just make my Filipina house maid suck it dry.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< jealous

[thedirtybadger]

HOW TO PULL
touch the girl on the shoulder
say hello
compliment her
ask a question that cannot be answered in one word.
remember to make eye contact

there. conversation started. Works every time, as long as you don't look like a potato

[unglued]

I picture me sodomizing you in front of your grandparents

[Kraemer]

I have a very large penis. So I just show it and I'm all good

[Odio]

Originally Posted by cCmadskills

I'm going to jack your gay fucking thread you nerd:

Don't you hate it when your all drunk and while youre sitting down you drop your beer in your lap and it looks like you pissed yourself?

Yeah so I piss myself the rest of the night because everyone thinks I did anyway. haha

[balance]

Originally Posted by cCmadskills

I'm going to jack your gay fucking thread you nerd:

Don't you hate it when your all drunk and while youre sitting down you drop your beer in your lap and it looks like you pissed yourself?

lol I've experienced the opposite. I was pissing in a urinal and zipped up prematurely and ended up with obvious piss pants. In a panic, I poured my whole beer on my lower stomach/crotch area and told everyone some drunk spilled a beer on me.

[cCmadskills]

Originally Posted by balance

lol I've experienced the opposite. I was pissing in a urinal and zipped up prematurely and ended up with obvious piss pants. In a panic, I poured my whole beer on my lower stomach/crotch area and told everyone some drunk spilled a beer on me.

Ha, good cover up