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Old 10-14-2006, 04:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Guess who was on my flight to Vegas...

So today, I flew from Tokyo to LA, then got on another flight from LA to Vegas. There are actually two vitally important things to report here... no, 3

1) On the flight from Tokyo to LAX, on my old standby Singapore Air, there was actually an ugly stewardess. What the F to the MFing W to the WWdiddy Tto the WTFing F?! A total outrage.

2) Apparently the boeing in are internet service is not making money, so they are cutting it off at the end of the year. Good news is that from now until they turn it off, it is free on all flights that support it. Bad news is that we may have seen the last ever "ban from 30,000 feet"

3) After arriving at LAX I went to the gate for my flight to Vegas. I saw this Japanese guy that I think "wait, I know this guy..." but I can't quite place him so I think a little longer... and then I think, "hey, that's Yuji Shimada, Pride's lead referee", but I am not quite sure. Anyway, this guy and his two assistant-looking companions get on the same LAS to LAX flight, and I am thinking I should go ask him if he is the Yujmonster, but I'm not sure so I puss out. Then at the baggage claim I run into him again and he picks up this suitcase that is covered in Hustle/Monster stickers, and I think "Oh you fucker I knew it was you" but he got into the taxi line so far in front of my I couldnt get a picture of him giving me a yellow card, which I really wanted to get him to do. Anyway, I figure he is here for the whole week, so I can catch him at some point.

Then some stripper chicks raped me at a bar, but hey.... it's a business trip. Life is good.

I still think Franklin will beat A. Silva tho...
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Judge Judge Judge, readyyyy....................... fight!
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Judge Judge Judge, readyyyy....................... fight!
Your pronunciation is horrible. It is:
"Jotchi, Jotchi, Jotchi..Leddy... FightToe!
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:47 AM   #4 (permalink)

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thats a great story and Im glad you let us know.
you should have screamed ..........Pride Forever!
or challenged him on the spot.

however............

when you are in OT you are not allowed to
use your brain, spell properly, or retell any worthwhile stories.
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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thats a great story and Im glad you let us know.
you should have screamed ..........Pride Forever!
or challenged him on the spot.

however............

when you are in OT you are not allowed to
use your brain, spell properly, or retell any worthwhile stories.

Believe me, I emotionally wrestled for hours about whether I should post this in the PRIDE & UFC forum or in OT. Then I realized that the main reason I still had energy to type this after 36 hours without sleep was because this superhot Kenyan stripper chick had been rubbing her various parts over me, increasing my "circulation" to the point where I could still be awake and type, and figured that this thread was truly a child of teh OT.
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:53 AM   #6 (permalink)

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thats a great story and Im glad you let us know.
you should have screamed ..........Pride Forever!
or challenged him on the spot.

however............

when you are in OT you are not allowed to
use your brain, spell properly, or retell any worthwhile stories.
never mind that shit,
your avatar.... very nice

btw, did you know that Bruce Lee could beat Bolo at arm wrestling?
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:57 AM   #7 (permalink)

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btw, so why did I get a double yellow?

who ever gave it to me should tell me why so I can avoid whatever it is I did next time.
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Believe me, I emotionally wrestled for hours about whether I should post this in the PRIDE & UFC forum or in OT. Then I realized that the main reason I still had energy to type this after 36 hours without sleep was because this superhot Kenyan stripper chick had been rubbing her various parts over me, increasing my "circulation" to the point where I could still be awake and type, and figured that this thread was truly a child of teh OT.

It was the right move.
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Old 10-14-2006, 10:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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lol a picture of Shimada giving a Sherdog mod a yellow card would have been priceless
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Was he waving his arms frantically?
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