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Old 07-25-2006, 12:41 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Going on 5 days
My girlfriend has had strep throat/fever for 3 days now and....

My right hand is still wrapped up from an injury I had a week ago and...

Im not very flexable and...


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My dog is only 6 months old so it's ass is still too small...



Tomarrow will be 5 days without getting laid. What the fuck do I do?
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Wax on, Wax off
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My girlfriend has had strep throat/fever for 3 days now and....

My right hand is still wrapped up from an injury I had a week ago and...

Im not very flexable and...


********* Next statement is for "tl/fwi members" only ***********

My dog is only 6 months old so it's ass is still too small...



Tomarrow will be 5 days without getting laid. What the fuck do I do?
fleshlite



9 out of 10 tl/fwi recommend it
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Old 07-25-2006, 12:53 AM   #4 (permalink)

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use your left hand fool
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9 out of 10 tl/fwi recommend it
dude your married why do you have one?

how long have you been married?
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try to suck your own dick
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Old 07-25-2006, 12:58 AM   #7 (permalink)

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I recommend the fleshlite all the way.
I just had a great idea. what if you take the cap off the end of the fleshlite
and insert a vibrator. then you would have the real deal.
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use your left hand fool
My left hand is a skeez!
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Did you read the part where I said "Im not very flexable and..."
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dude your married why do you have one?

how long have you been married?
just over 2 years now - been together nearly 4

i recommend it cuz she uses it on me sometimes

its fantastic
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