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11-12-2007, 04:16 PM
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Cyber Sex gone wrong!
Lighten up the day a little but with hilarious Cyber Sex conversations .
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Not sure if i can post the site..... Its not a porn site but has i guess advertisements on it for porn sites. There is a some more funny ones ill post if people want to read them.
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"That's what BJ does. When he decides he doesn't want to win, he pushes a button that causes his rib to explode." - Det_Kimble
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11-12-2007, 04:17 PM
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first.
cyber sex?
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11-12-2007, 04:17 PM
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EDIT! Damn Secowned.
old, but still funny.
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Canada, the country that could have gotten British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but screwed it up and ended up with French technology, British cooking, and American culture.
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11-12-2007, 04:17 PM
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insert belt here
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old
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11-12-2007, 04:18 PM
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lol. An oldie but goodie!
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11-12-2007, 04:18 PM
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Not that funny
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11-12-2007, 04:18 PM
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im not gonna lie, the OP had me laughing
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11-12-2007, 04:18 PM
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i remember reading this in the 90's....FO/KY
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11-12-2007, 04:19 PM
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thats money right there
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11-12-2007, 04:27 PM
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I don't get it. Was the Japanese schoolgirl at the zoo?
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