Fake smiles at work!?

IkkussSpikkuss · 01-16-2007, 01:27 PM

Is it just me or am I the only one who gets really pissed off at work. I mean everyone running around at 6:30am with fake smiles fake-ass "good morning", "Someone's got a case of the mondays" bullsh*t! They sit around and talk about sh*t that would bore my grandmother and fake being happy all day. I just show up to get my sh*t done and get the f*ck out of there!!! Am I the only one who gets effected by this? Everyday is such a test of my self-control not to just tell them what I really think of them and then just run out of the place yelling and screaming. If it weren't for lifting and training I would have shot myself long ago. You know what else pisses me off?! Holiday sweaters and fake-ass laughs after a sh*tty ass terrible work joke! You are killing me! Some lady just came by my office and wasted 15 minutes of my life telling me how the weather is cold and she just made a Valentine's day themed sweater for her dog while giving me the fake-ass smile and laughs all the way through while sipping on her coffee in her little whack-ass "I heart my dog" coffee mug! Yes I know its cold outside b*tch, I was just out there! The only reason would want to hear about your dog is if you got him in a flying armbar! So whipe that fake-ass smile off your face and just do your work because I know you don't want to be here anymore then I do! God!!! Is it me? Am I just too mean? Anybody else get pissed off by this type of stuff? It would at least make me feel better to know that I am not the only one. Anything I didn't meantion make you want to throw a co-worker out the window???

DeadlyHobo · 01-16-2007, 01:28 PM

Sounds like you need to rewatch office space.

WUchi · 01-16-2007, 01:31 PM

most people have no life.. work IS their life. they care what others think of them, and they feel the need to explain the lame shit they do after work to pretend like their life is worth 10 seconds of attention.

Estemachine · 01-16-2007, 01:31 PM

Believe it or not, is not a fake smile. Most older people that works, they love it! Like they have nothing better to do than hung out with their co-workers. Thats their life, they have no other friends, and thats as good as their life gets. Please God don't make me get there.

**Akuma Kanji** · 01-16-2007, 01:33 PM

I see therapy and medication in your future. That is if the pro MMA thing doen't work out.

_Sonic_ · 01-16-2007, 01:33 PM

I feel you man. I worked for a year at a insurance company and that shit was so boring...I barely made the year.

The people talk about stuff that I could give a fuck. It was so broing and like yous aid...I only showed up to work there and did my thing. Some were ok but most of the people are just trash with they fake face and bad talking about a co worker when hes not there. Im glad that fuck time is over...