drunk man bites panda

[jonny rotten]

BEIJING (AP) - A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said Wednesday.

Zhang Xinyan had drunk four pitchers of beer at a restaurant before "stumbling to the zoo" nearby and stopping off at the pen holding a sleeping 6-year-old male panda, Gu Gu, on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

"He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand" and jumped over a waist-high railing down into the enclosure, the newspaper said. "When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it."


http://www.canada.com/topics/news/od...e1a12d&k=13134


The question I want to ask is, what endangered species do you think you could take on NHB rules?

[Remedy Malahide]

I can tell you I WOULDN'T want to take on a kangaroo. Mad boxing skills, vicious kicks.

[jonny rotten]

Originally Posted by Remedy Malahide

I can tell you I WOULDN'T want to take on a kangaroo. Mad boxing skills, vicious kicks.

also you have to watch out for that sneaky little fucker in the pouch with the flick knife. Joey, his name is.

[Cripple Fight]

maybe the panda was drunk as well

I hope the guy got hurt

[axecutioner]

That guy is fucked. If killing a panda gets you the death penalty in China, then assaulting it must get you something pretty bad.

[Cymru Am Byth]

Originally Posted by axecutioner

That guy is fucked. If killing a panda gets you the death penalty in China, then assaulting it must get you something pretty bad.

Yeah, they make you stay in China.

[sproggdawg]

And fight a kangaroo...

[Remedy Malahide]

Originally Posted by sproggdawg

And fight a kangaroo...

Despite their shocking human/animal rights record, there's no way they'd do that.

We've already established that beast will box your head off.

And then have a jod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYvKBHEVBrY

[Big John]

Fight the power. Fight, fight the power.

I think I could take out a rattlesnake