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Old 07-23-2006, 12:32 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Does Jelqing Work?

Jelqing is a technique I heard about to make your penis bigger. I figured that the small penised perverts on this site would be the people to ask. Have any of you tried it and if so does it work?

For those of you who dont know here are the steps (from askmen.com)

-Wrap a towel soaked in hot water around your penis. Keep it on for five minutes.

-Using lubricant, massage your penis until it is semi-erect.

-Make an “OK” sign with your thumb and index finger, firmly grip the base of your penis and slide your hand to the head. Continue this motion for 30 to 60 minutes.

-Wrap your penis in a hot towel for another five minutes.

-Repeat this process at least five times a week.

Even if this doesnt work it still sounds like a good time.
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:37 AM   #2 (permalink)

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A whole hour? Your dick gets bigger and you get excersize!!!
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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30-60 minutes 5 times a week just to make your dick bigger? Fuck that.
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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fuck smaller chicks.
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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fuck smaller chicks.
dont fuck chicks at all
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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SOS...renegade jelqing just cause me to rip my own penis off.
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Try these workouts.
http://www.enlargepenisguide.com/daily_workout.htm
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