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09-08-2006, 07:08 AM
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Conan Beastmode Savage
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Originally Posted by Hagler
Stop making up terrible stories, go outside and try to lose your virginity to anything that looks like a woman.
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09-08-2006, 07:18 AM
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#22 (permalink)
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this thread makes me want to fwap
*fwap*
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09-08-2006, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by muerteverde
Both your options are bad. One is assault, the other is rape. But what she did wasn't right either, and failing those two options, you should have kicked out at that very moment, without further explanation. But you obviously didn't do that, so for next time, you need to get in her head a little.
Say you are to take her on a big shopping trip, all expenses on you (to make up for the fight you had) and tell her she can pick out whatever she wants. Make sure she boys expesive stuff (more than she can pay for easily) and takes a long time doing it. When you are almost ready to checkout, tell her you have to go to the bathroom, and you will be right back. Then exit the store and drive away. When you are 5 minutes down the road, call her and tell her you are not in the mood to finish shopping.
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Brilliant, I'm going to use that someday. Only problem, I don't like long shopping trips.
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09-08-2006, 07:44 AM
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NOrmally she blows me 3-4 times during the time she is on her period so this is new for me. what should i do?
get used to it holmes.
or as Dice would say...
"Paddy Cake, Paddy Cake, Bakers man.
If your woman's on her rag, then fuck her in the can"
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09-08-2006, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Hagler
Stop making up terrible stories, go outside and try to lose your virginity to anything that looks like a woman.
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Do that.
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09-08-2006, 08:23 AM
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#26 (permalink)
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Blue Belt
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Simple.
#1 Kick her tits off.
#2 Hit yourself in the face with a frying pan.
#3 Go fuck yourself.
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09-08-2006, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Jerome_1
Violence towards women is no joke, because it goes on so much, another reason why the OT should go, what does all of this crap have to do with mma.
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you beat your wife with a shalaly don't you.
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09-08-2006, 11:37 AM
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#29 (permalink)
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Green Belt
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Originally Posted by Jerome_1
Violence towards women is no joke, because it goes on so much, another reason why the OT should go, what does all of this crap have to do with mma.
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That's why it's called OT because it has nothing to do with MMA unless the threadstarter gets her into sidemount then full mount, chokes her out and then has his way with her. Of course all that would have to start with good clinch work, knees to the stomach and a great takedown.
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09-08-2006, 11:39 AM
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#30 (permalink)
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Banned
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Originally Posted by Jerome_1
Violence towards women is no joke.
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unless shes dressed as a clown
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