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Old 09-06-2006, 04:33 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Do i punch my gf in the mouth or just face fuck her?

so my gf blew me in the car all the way home yesterday and when we got there she decided to cock block me and not let me finsih cause she was on her periods i was like well what u were jsut doing would work fine she siad she didn't want to anymore. NOrmally she blows me 3-4 times during the time she is on her period so this is new for me. what should i do? options are itn eh title other options apprcaited
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easy

step 1 - hit her in the stomach

step 2 - pull her pants and panties down

step 3 - put it in her ass

step 4 - give her a mixed dirty sanchez
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stab yourself in the face and get your face fucking
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Stop making up terrible stories, go outside and try to lose your virginity to anything that looks like a woman.
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:36 PM   #5 (permalink)

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Pee on her when shes sleeping.
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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choke her out with your cock

then fuck her face

then punch her in the teeth

that will teach her
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:39 PM   #7 (permalink)

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easy

step 1 - hit her in the stomach

step 2 - pull her pants and panties down

step 3 - put it in her ass

step 4 - give her a mixed dirty sanchez
it's so obvouse now
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You should bone out.
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:43 PM   #9 (permalink)

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Both your options are bad. One is assault, the other is rape. But what she did wasn't right either, and failing those two options, you should have kicked out at that very moment, without further explanation. But you obviously didn't do that, so for next time, you need to get in her head a little.

Say you are to take her on a big shopping trip, all expenses on you (to make up for the fight you had) and tell her she can pick out whatever she wants. Make sure she boys expesive stuff (more than she can pay for easily) and takes a long time doing it. When you are almost ready to checkout, tell her you have to go to the bathroom, and you will be right back. Then exit the store and drive away. When you are 5 minutes down the road, call her and tell her you are not in the mood to finish shopping.
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:46 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Both your options are bad. One is assault, the other is rape. But what she did wasn't right either, and failing those two options, you should have kicked out at that very moment, without further explanation. But you obviously didn't do that, so for next time, you need to get in her head a little.

Say you are to take her on a big shopping trip, all expenses on you (to make up for the fight you had) and tell her she can pick out whatever she wants. Make sure she boys expesive stuff (more than she can pay for easily) and takes a long time doing it. When you are almost ready to checkout, tell her you have to go to the bathroom, and you will be right back. Then exit the store and drive away. When you are 5 minutes down the road, call her and tell her you are not in the mood to finish shopping.
wow... that acutlly very well thought out and pure freaking jenius... i supoort this mucho
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