[Vex]

Just knocked on my door to give me some mail of mine that had been wrongly delivered. Ive lived there for 6 months and have never introduced myself. Anyway, she was like here's your mail...you must be matthew? hello, heres your mail....well you look fit..."

So I was like "yeah I try" and then awkwardly closed the door. In the UK fit means attractive as well as healthy. Do I:

a) fwap to this newly met goddess
b) go over and penetrate her wrinkly bat cave
c) beat her to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock
d) put a sexual harrassment charge against her old ass

[GCSD Fighter]

c)

Then rob her.

[monodc]

a, then b.

Then post pictures.

[shidokanartist]

If you have a 15 inch Black cock, I think you should start a thread about that first and then we'll decide.

[Vex]

Originally Posted by shidokanartist

If you have a 15 inch Black cock, I think you should start a thread about that first and then we'll decide.

If you read I did say rubber...so unless I have a rubber dick - which I dont Im all meat - then its safe to assume I was talking about a dildo.

[GCSD Fighter]

Thanks for letting us know that.

[InternetHero]

Is she rich? If she's rich go with D.

If not then try B.

[REAR-NAKED JERK]

b, you only live once.

[Vex]

Originally Posted by REAR-NAKED JERK

b, you only live once.

Ahd she'll only live another 5 years max.

[REAR-NAKED JERK]

Originally Posted by Vex

Ahd she'll only live another 5 years max.

You might as well see what wrinkley old punnany feels like while you're young.