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Old 05-23-2007, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Pissing in the shower with a woman

Ive been staying at my girlfriends apt for the past week and we've been fucking 2-3 times a day which is nice, but today I nutted on her back so she asked "wanna take a shower", I accepted.. I then realized how bad of an idea that was. Not only does the shower have to make you piss but so does sex...so im standing there on the verge of pissing on her like a dog on a pole but yet I resisted. When she was done and got out I said im staying in and I pissed with her beside me doing her makeup...she smell of my urine was atrocious and I believe she smelled it...should I have man up'd and just pissed with her there?
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Give her the Alabama buckshot.
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When I had that problem I would ask my girl if I could piss in the shower hoping shed just say "yes" .. she would always say no but I could always reach the toilet from the shower
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I cant say the alabama buckshot didn't cross my mind.
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My girl don't care. I usually pee on her.
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I cant say the alabama buckshot didn't cross my mind.

Go a step further and try to pull off the Alabama hot pocket. It's like winning a fight with a gogoplata.
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I just was thinking and I figure maybe I should have just let it flow when she was washing her hair?? that way she wont be looking and she will just feel the warmth..which she would anyway cuz the hot water so id be safe...the smell though im not sure how id cover that up, its pretty strong...fuck.
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should told her to open up and say aaahhh.
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I just was thinking and I figure maybe I should have just let it flow when she was washing her hair?? that way she wont be looking and she will just feel the warmth..which she would anyway cuz the hot water so id be safe...the smell though im not sure how id cover that up, its pretty strong...fuck.
The color too, unless you were properly hydrated so it was clear as water.

If you get her coked up so she has a stuffy nose and drinks loads of water before, you should have no problem pulling it off.
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The color too, unless you were properly hydrated so it was clear as water.

If you get her coked up so she has a stuffy nose and drinks loads of water before, you should have no problem pulling it off.
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