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Old 09-04-2007, 12:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ya gotta bang the slut. Thing how huge your cock will look!!
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:16 PM   #22 (permalink)

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do it and then post pics. Then I'll send them to your hot girlfriend and convince her to come have sex with me as revenge. I will then post pictures of me having sex with your girlfriend, with pictures of you having sex with a midget taped to her back.
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Midgit as in legally a midgit or just a small person?
I dont know what the legal definition of midget is, but she's about 4' 9. Her arms and legs look kinda funny though, like they are in proportion to the rest of her-but she is bowl-legged, she looks saddle sore.
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:44 PM   #24 (permalink)

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I dont know what the legal definition of midget is, but she's about 4' 9. Her arms and legs look kinda funny though, like they are in proportion to the rest of her-but she is bowl-legged, she looks saddle sore.


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Old 09-04-2007, 12:47 PM   #25 (permalink)

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What do you mean "What do I do?" Have you read a single post in the OT before?

You spray paint "OT" really big on her back. Then you take your cell phone, put it on vibrate stick it in her ass and call it repeatedly while you're tounge bathing the rest of her. You do all of this, video tape it and you post it on here.
i believe the urban dictionary defines such a manuever as a birmingham booty call... u may check my work, but im almost positive.

oh, and the odds are that ur "hott" girlfriend has been cheating on u for about 2 of those 4 years.. so yeah.. fuck the midget.
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:50 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Does she look anything like this?


If she does-hammer the piss out of her
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Fuck that bitch son, take pic, post on OT
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:52 PM   #28 (permalink)

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Id paint her blue like Smurfette and smurf her in her smurfhole.
your gonna get me fired for laughing so hard at work!!!
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i believe the urban dictionary defines such a manuever as a birmingham booty call... u may check my work, but im almost positive.

oh, and the odds are that ur "hott" girlfriend has been cheating on u for about 2 of those 4 years.. so yeah.. fuck the midget.
yeah, Ive thought of this too. I just am struggling with the fact that if I dont pound this midget I may regret it. new midget vag > 4 year relationship vag?
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You can't pass on a quality midget. I mean anybody who wouldn't fuck this bitch is a ***.




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