[jefe de jefes]

I need OT help. Synopsis:

* I have a hot girlfriend- definitely out of my league and I have no idea how she has put up with me for 4 years.

* There is a midget at my work who says she is willing to give me teh oral, give up teh buttsecks, and anything else I want.

* I do not find this midget attractive, yet I am intrigued because I would like to cross " nail a midget" off of my life's to-do list.

* Said midget is also married. But she says if I take her up on her offer, I will enjoy it.

What do I do? All input is appreciated. Flame away!

[fullcontact]

first

*popcorn*

[jarv]

What do you mean "What do I do?" Have you read a single post in the OT before?

You spray paint "OT" really big on her back. Then you take your cell phone, put it on vibrate stick it in her ass and call it repeatedly while you're tounge bathing the rest of her. You do all of this, video tape it and you post it on here.

[jefe de jefes]

Originally Posted by jarv

What do you mean "What do I do?" Have you read a single post in the OT before?

You fuck the living shit out of that midgets ass, you take pictures, video tape it and you post it on here.

If I do do it, the OT will be the first to know and there will be pics. Just saying.

[rmpgslam]

For Gods sake fuck that midget snatch.

[BEER-RUN]

*if you added one more*, this thread would have been better*

[devo]

Any chance you have to fuck a midget you must take it. That's some kind of cosmic law or something.

[BrianFantana]

I need to see a pic of this midget before any advice is handed down.

[vincent_vega]

Bang that little bitch, it will be the pinnacle of your life.


Then when you pm me the newds it will be the pinnacle of my life.

[jarv]

Make her dress up like a dwarf from Lord of the Rings before you violate the living hell out of her. If you do this and get video of you railing that munchkin ass while she's screaming "Touch me with the jab!" over and over, you'd be the new ruler of the OT.


Oh yeah, and make her call you Jarv.